Ellen performs on So You Think You Can Dance.

I seriously heart this woman! And this just made me fall for her even more. I just think if we met, we'd be best friends forever.

Only in South Africa

Courtesy of Police Commissioner: Bheki Cele

Surprise, surprise...I was right.

Shoooweeee! I'm exhausted. I was right: weekend's are as useless as a flacid penis! I barely had a chance to rest this weekend, so it's no wonder the last thing I'm feeling is recharged and ready for this week! *self-pity-party for 1, please!*

My weekend:

Friday - work, dinner with a friend. Drinks with more friends.

Saturday - brunch with a friend. My cousin's 25th birthday lunch. Drinks and partying for 25th.

Sunday - Haartebeespoort with friends, just to get out of Jo'busy! Drinks with friends.

SIGH!

S.O.S!

CAN'T.

FUNCTION.

NEED.

ASSISTANCE.